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Lazair.com • View topic - Christmas Greetings and gift ideas

Christmas Greetings and gift ideas

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Postby ozzie » Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:46 am

Grettings to all at Lazair.com

here are some of the gift ideas that are all the rage here this season

Best Wishes, Ozzie--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

If you have an "Automotive Minded" Person in you life, these gift suggestions should be considered.

1. Tire Air Change Kit. This kit comes with everything you need to change the air in your tires. This highly recommended but often overlooked maintenance item is much easier now. Remember to change your air every 3000 miles or twice a year. $25

2. Blinker Fluid. You knew it existed but, WOW, is this stuff hard to find. 4oz bottle. $12

3. Synthetic Blinker Fluid. Better yet! 4oz bottle. $24

4. Light Bulb Filaments. Why throw away a perfectly good turn signal or stop light bulb when you can just install a new filament? Premium Filaments, made in the USA! $1 ea.

5. Manifold Heat. Yes, your exhaust manifold should be HOT. If it's not, you may need this item. Sold by the pound. $3.50

6. Steering Wheel Gaskets. All SIZES available! Email for specific application. From $9.99

7. Tie Rod Tensioner. Is your tie rod limp? Tension it with T-50! $14.99

8. Alternator Batteries. (4 required, replace them all!) From $2.99

9. Fan Belt Buckles. Specify brass or chrome. Gold available special order. $14.99

10. Muffler Bearing Manual. Print version $59.95

11. Muffler Bearing Manual. CD version $49.99

12. Universal Muffler Bearing Tool Kit $105.59

13. Muffler Bearing Hi Temp Synthetic Lube (the only kind we sell!) $40.24

14. Muffler Bearings From $19.95

15. Muffler Bearing Gasket Kits From $9.99

16. Momentum (required for tackling some off road obstacles). Sold by the lb-ft/sec $0.50

17. Microsoft Windows Eliminator. If your car or truck begins to run poorly, (long time to start, frequent crashes, etc.), it's computer, (ecm, ecu, black box, etc.), may have become infected with this nasty computer virus. This product will safely remove the virus. $199

18. Mirror Image Flipper Film. Did you know that the image you see in your rear view mirrors are reversed! This is a manufacturing flaw that the auto companies have kept secret for years as the recall would cost BILLIONS! This film can be cut and placed over any mirror to correct the image. Now you'll be able to read signs in the rear view mirror! $5 per square ft.
BLUE SKIES AND FULL TANKS
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Postby Chappy » Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:32 pm

Wow, did you know you can't even find most of this stuff for sale in the States? And such reasonable prices, too! Bet you could make a small fortune selling these and similar products on the Internet! The only impediment, Ozzie, is you'll probably need a large fortune to get started.

On second thought, you should check the latest JCWhitney.com catalog. They gotta have some of this stuff. Better hold off on your Internet biz...

And Happy Holiday to you too!

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Postby uscgairdale » Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:45 pm

Don't forget about these fine products either!

Headlight fluid
Starter hoses
Flux capacitors
"Crome plated" muffler bearings
Canuntin Valves
Hydrocilators
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